Did you hear about the pirate movie coming out?
Its rated Rrrrrr.
Do you know how much people got pair to work on that movie?
About 10 dollars an Rrrrrr
Do you know what they served for lunch on the set?
Ham and cheese sandwiches.... But the cheese was chedRrrrrr
Why do pirates make such bad lawyers?
They are always stuck in Rrrrrrbitration.
What is a pirates favorite South American nation?
Rrrrrrgentina
What is a pirates favorite 1980's game show?
CaRrrrrrd ShaRrrrrrs
What is a pirates favorite planet?
SAtRrrrrrn
What is a pirates favorite sport?
NASCARrrrrrn
The St. Louis CaRrrrrrdnals
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do aaaayyyyyyyyyyyeeeee!
